March 31, 2009

Without the video tape, I'm sure this case would be swept under the rugs.

- Joseph Bruno

March 30, 2009

A lot of times when a package says Open Other End, I purposely open the end where it says that.

- George Carlin

March 29, 2009

You see, if you take pains and learn in order to get a reward, the work will seem hard; but when you work... if you love your work, you will find your reward in that.

- Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

March 28, 2009

I'm a man. Men cook outside. Women make the three-bean salad. That's the way it is and always has been, since the first settlers of Levittown. That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question. If this wasn't firmly understood, you'd never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of dancing wienies and things on the front.

- William Geist, New York Times Magazine

March 27, 2009

Any problem in the world can be solved by dancing.

- James Brown

March 26, 2009

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.

- Danny Kaye

March 25, 2009

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

- Bette Davis