Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
June 30, 2011
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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
June 29, 2011
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
June 28, 2011
Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.
Monday, June 27, 2011
June 27, 2011
We shall not have succeeded in demolishing everything unless we demolish the ruins as well. But the only way I can see of doing that is to use them to put up a lot of fine, well-designed buildings.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
June 26, 2011
It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
June 25, 2011
Dory:Maybe he only speaks whale.
[slowly and deeply, imitating the whale]
Dory: Weeee neeeed...
Marlin: Dory?
Dory: ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon.
Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
[slowly and deeply, imitating the whale]
Dory: Weeee neeeed...
Marlin: Dory?
Dory: ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon.
Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
Friday, June 24, 2011
June 24, 2011
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
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