October 31, 2013

There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.

- Robert Brault

October 30, 2013

The truth is that for those 86 long years when the Red Sox went without a World Series win, fans were not only in a recession, but trapped in a longstanding, deeply entrenched sports depression.

- Julianna Baggott

October 29, 2013

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.

- Marcus Aurelius

October 28, 2013

Winifred Sanderson: Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies.
Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home.
Sarah Sanderson: Sucking the lives out of little children!

- Hocus Pocus

October 27, 2013

I could not have made it this far had there not been angels along the way.

- Della Reese

October 26, 2013

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.

- Author Unknown

October 25, 2013

Ninety percent of the people who turned to an outside support system after tech support failed them said they got their problem solved.

- Mark Kotkin

(sorry Matt)