March 31, 2014 Edit In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. - Mark Twain
March 30, 2014 Edit Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! - Tommy Smothers
March 29, 2014 Edit To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher. - Friedrich Nietzsche
March 26, 2014 Edit You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' - Tommy Cooper
March 25, 2014 Edit Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be. - Albert Einstein