November 30, 2016

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

November 29, 2016

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

- Woody Allen

November 28, 2016

There are people who have money and people who are rich.

- Coco Chanel

November 27, 2016

I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.

- Lewis Black

November 26, 2016

What is a home without children? Quiet.

- Henny Youngman

November 25, 2016

The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale.

- Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

November 24, 2016

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes & gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.

- C. J. Beaman, “Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving”