April 30, 2017

Terrance: I'm Terrance, I'm plowing.
Thomas: I'm Thomas, I'm pulling a train. What ugly wheels you've got.
Terrance: There's not ugly. They're caterpillars. I can go anywhere. I don't need rails.
Thomas: I don't want to go anywhere. I like my rails, thank you.

- Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends

April 29, 2017

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.

- Ausonius

April 28, 2017

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

- Dr. Seuss

April 27, 2017

So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?

- Bill Lumbergh, Office Space

April 26, 2017

Let's raise our glass and let the hammer fly, yeah, this is the long good-bye.

- Bruce Springsteen, "Long Goodbye"

April 25, 2017

If April showers bring May flowers what do Mayflowers bring?

- Childhood Riddle

April 24, 2017

If I saw you hitchhiking, I’d smile and return your thumb’s up, just for you doing such a great job of being a positive roadside influence.

- Jarod Kintz