We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories... And tho...









We all have our time machines, don't we. Those that take us back are memories... And those that carry us forward, are dreams.

- The Time Machine









Waallll-eeeee! I don't want to survive. I want to live. - Wall-e








Waallll-eeeee!
I don't want to survive. I want to live.

- Wall-e

t's a whole lot easier for someone to donate blood at a drive after church than to try to ...







t's a whole lot easier for someone to donate blood at a drive after church than to try to find time during the work week to take off and visit the center.

- Mike Bundy


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I donated blood this morning then saw pretty much everyone I know at my sister's graduation party, that was quite good to see everyone! An to the surprise and dismay to my family, I didn't take any photos!

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry





What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor.

- David Perry

Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It's shameful, but...ehhh, it&#...





Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It's shameful, but...ehhh, it's a living.

- Bugs Bunny

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things...






Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.

- Robert Frost











Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball.

- Ken Harrelson, Sports Illustrated, 6 September 1976









I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.

- Gerald Early











Ideally, the umpire should combine the integrity of a Supreme Court judge, the physical agility of an acrobat, the endurance of Job and the imperturbability of Buddha.

- "The Villains in Blue," Time magazine, 25 August 1961










Trying to sneak a pitch past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak a sunrise past a rooster.

- Attributed to both Joe Adcock and Curt Simmons


In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their ow...





In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true.

- Buddha

- I've got lips - And I've got lips - Lets get together and use those lips - Lets go - T...




- I've got lips
- And I've got lips
- Lets get together and use those lips
- Lets go
- Times a wastin'

- - Carl Smith & June Carter Cash, "Time's A Wastin'"

In quiet moments when you think about it, you recognize what is critically important in li...











In quiet moments when you think about it, you recognize what is critically important in life and what isn't. Be wise and don't let good things crowd out those that are essential.

- Elder Richard G. Scott














Oh, you're in my blood like holy wine
You taste so bitter and so sweet.
Oh, I could drink a case of you, darling
And still I'd be on my feet...

- Joni Mitchell, "Case of You"
















Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

- Fran Lebowitz












Her face is a map of the world,
Is a map of the world
You can see she's a beautiful girl,
She's a beautiful girl,
And everything around her is a silver pool of light,
The people who surround her feel the benefit of it.

- KT Tunstall, "Suddenly I See"















Do not watch the petals fall from the rose with sadness, know that, like life, things sometimes must fade, before they can bloom again.

















A screwdriver? naw, I want a "wrench".... it's known as a Grey hound actually....



Waiting on the world to change Its hard to beat the system When we're standing at a distan...






Waiting on the world to change
Its hard to beat the system
When we're standing at a distance
So we keep waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the world to change.

- John Mayer, "Waiting on the World"













Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

- P.J. O'Rourke









Golf is a good walk spoiled.

- Mark Twain



We love car accidents in this country, we're obbsessed with car accidents, I know you're li...


We love car accidents in this country, we're obbsessed with car accidents, I know you're like me, it's 2 in the morning, you're watching TV you're in your living room, you're in bed. All of a sudden outside the corner you can hear "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" ... DAMMIT! Shit that sounded like it was gonna hit! You always want it to hit. "RRRRRRRRR" C'MON! NOTHING! OH! And when you hear the crash, you're psyched, it's like, "RRR *crash* "WHERE ARE MY SHOES?! YES! Have you seen my shoes, fuck it I'm going out without shoes! I'm going out shoeless!

- Dane Cook

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an era...










I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.

- Arnold Palmer













Like a small grey coffee pot sits the squirrel.

- Humbert Wolfe




Oh, I like peace, quiet, and especially solitude! - Dexter's Laboratory ...










Oh, I like peace, quiet, and especially solitude!

- Dexter's Laboratory













I wouldn't mind being married to you... would you mind being married to me?

- Sex in the City Movie



You know a dream is like a river Ever changin' as it flows And a dreamer's just a vessel...





You know a dream is like a river
Ever changin' as it flows
And a dreamer's just a vessel
That must follow where it goes
Trying to learn from what's behind you
And never knowing what's in store
Makes each day a constant battle
Just to stay between the shores;

- Garth Brooks, "The River"













That is the road we all have to take - over the Bridge of Sighs into eternity.

- Soren Kierkegaard













Truths are first clouds; then rain, then harvest and food.

- Henry Ward Beecher



HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTIE! The thunder rolls And the lightnin' strikes. Another love grows c...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTIE!








The thunder rolls
And the lightnin' strikes.
Another love grows cold
On a sleepless night,
As the storm blows on
Out of control
Deep in her heart
The thunder rolls.

- Garth Brooks, "The Thunder Rolls"

God gave us children so we could have roses in December. - Armageddon It i...










God gave us children so we could have roses in December.

- Armageddon













It is true that money cannot buy happiness but it does make it possible for you to enjoy the best that the world has to offer.

- George S. Clason













Let us go in; the fog is rising.

- Emily Dickinson











There's one sad truth in life I've found
While journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.

- Ella Wheeler Wilcox



Mike's first mac. Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies. -...










Mike's first mac.













Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies.

- Norman Bates, Psycho



We are the boat, we are the sea, I sail in you, you sail in me. - Lorre Wyatt W...










We are the boat, we are the sea, I sail in you, you sail in me.

- Lorre Wyatt








What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn't have any doubt - it is sure to get where it is going, and it doesn't want to go anywhere else.

- Hal Boyle













Where there is much light, the shadow is deep.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe













The night has a thousand eyes,
And the day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying sun.

- Francis William Bourdillon



G-double O-D--E-Y-E There's no crying in baseball! - A League of Their...










G-double O-D--E-Y-E













There's no crying in baseball!

- A League of Their Own


















Swing batter batter swing batter batter swing batter batter swing,
Swing it now;
Everybody strikes out nine times out of ten,
But you got to step up to the plate son ‘cause every now and then,

- Trace Adkins, "Swing"













The 7th inning stretch?.. more like the 2nd inning in this game...













People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

- Rogers Hornsby



Oh Mr. Darcy, Miss Bingley here is eager for her lesson. I hope you will enjoy it, Miss Bingl...








Oh Mr. Darcy, Miss Bingley here is eager for her lesson. I hope you will enjoy it, Miss Bingley, and that you will learn to direct your darts with greater accuracy.

- Pride and Prejudice

I have somewhere seen it observed that we should make the same use of a book that the bee does...







I have somewhere seen it observed that we should make the same use of a book that the bee does of a flower; she steals sweets from it, but does not injure it.

- Charles Caleb Colton












"Me? What about you?"
"I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
"Oh yeah, you blend."

- My Cousin Vinny




Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. A situation so vile no matter how well you deal with it you will still get dirty.