February 12, 2009

Charlie Kelly: Whoa dude, what are you doing? That's my good chair!
Mac: Charlie, it's covered in bird shit.
Charlie Kelly: No... it's toothpaste.
Mac: It's clearly bird shit.
Charlie Kelly: No, it's not. It's toothpaste.
Mac: Do you even own a toothbrush?

- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.

- Jim Rohn