Ron: Why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me?
April: So, you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.
Ron: Why?
April: Because I didn't think March 31st existed. [Ron looks confused] ""Thirty days has September, April, March, and November.""
Ron: [corrects her] JUNE, and November. [April looks ashamed] Today is March 31st.
April: I know.
Ron: So, then, how many meetings do I have today?
April: 93.
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